DAY 16 – OFFICER DOWNE

This is, by far, the cheesiest movie to make it onto this marathon so far. Directed by Slipknot member Shawn Crahan, OFFICER DOWNE (2016) is a totally-bonkers, incredibly-frenetic, ADHD-paced, splatterfest of a movie. Kim Coates plays the title role perfectly as an over-the-top fucking/killing/mouthy badass invincible zombie-cop. Adapted from a graphic novel, the movie is absurdly fun and never ever meant to be taken seriously. The music video-style editing almost took me out of the movie in the first ten minutes, but after hanging on, the sheer insanity of the plot and action set-pieces are worth your time. The one-liners delivered by Coates are glorious. Have fun with this one…

5/10